This Bio is under construction, but I'm leaving the old version up 'till I finish the new one (which may, in point of fact, never actually occur, but let's remain hopeful).
I grew up in a military family. As you can see by my list of schools below I moved around a lot. This may or may not be why I joined the Air Force. Some days I really don't know what is going to happen in my life, and some days I think I know.
I stood there, waiting. The last of my friends turned to me and said, "So this is it, we're going to die." I nodded in agreement, and we headed towards the monstrosity armed with nothing but sheer willpower and the intent to take back our world.
Meet the beautiful little creatures that hide among the flowers.
If you made an omelette, I'd expect to find a pile of broken crockery, a cooker in flames, an unconscious chef, and three untouched eggs!
Just 'cos you're wondering, solaniis rex is latin for king of the potatoes. Don't ask me why I use that name, I probably don't even remember anymore...